lucidnee:

Getting anon hate is a blessing because to know that I pissed a person off so much but they are still afraid of me so they hit that anon button is a confident booster.

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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Anonymous: heather dresses her boys in drag because she wants a daughter

WRONG.

I want a rocky horror line up.

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I’ve been stewing roast beef in my crockpot all day and i’m making scratch made french rolls. Once the rolls are done I will venture into homemade french fries for dinner tonight. I know, I know. You’re jealous. It’s cool.

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Anonymous: bythepowerofthundercunt moonlights as a drag king to make ends meet

mamatwominions:

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!! 

DON’T FUCKING JUDGE ME LINDSAY

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Anonymous: motheringmultiples isn't human shes just a java powered robot sent here to raise the twins who will lead the apocolypse
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Anonymous: bythepowerofthundercunt moonlights as a drag king to make ends meet
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Anonymous: ohbitchyouwary eats lots of cheese burgers to make people think shes pregnant
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Anonymous: thekidzoo thinks boogers tastes good
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Anonymous: confessionsofamadmumblr likes to fart in closed closets
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